F#m   = 991111109
Fm    = 88101098
A     = 577655  
E     = 07999x
G#    = 466544
G     = 355433
F#m*  = 244222
C#m   = x46654  
E7    = 07675x
E6    = x79999
F#m/D = xx1211109
C#m7  = x46454
Cm7   = x35343
Bm7   = x24232
C#7   = x46464
Am    = 577555
E*    = 000xxx

F#m   Fm x3   F#m

A              E*E                   A
Saw two shadowed men on the Vallance Road
A                           E*E               A       
Said they'd pay me for your address Oh, I was so bold
   G#   G    F#m*               C#m
To say, "you see these two cold fingers
F#m*           C#m        E7
 These crooked fingers I show?" 

You a way to mean no

A                    E*E                  A
Well, they didn't like that much I can tell you
A                   E*E                    A
Said, "sunshine I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes"
G#   G    F#m*               C#m
Then they chased me up three flights of stairs
F#m*                     C#m                  E7
Caught me in the lift, I sighed and said, "hello"

But your impossible

F#m                 E6                   
 And it's just like he's in another world
F#m/D               C#m7   Cm7 Bm7
 He doesn't see the danger on show
                             C#7
Now he'll end up like Joseph bloody in the hole
F#m                 E6                    
 And it's just like she's in another world
F#m/D                   C#m7  Cm7 Bm7
 And how they suit each other, oh no
                  C#7
But you never get close
(Oh, it's impossible)

F#m   Fm x3   F#m

A              E*E                A
Saw the same two men on the Cally road
A                        E*E           A
Said now they double their offer I was so bold
   G#   G    F#m*               C#m
To say, "you see these two cold fingers I know
F#m*           C#m        E7
 These crooked fingers I show?"

Oh, you a way to mean no

F#m                 E6                   
 But it's just like he's in another world
F#m/D               C#m7   Cm7 Bm7
 He doesn't see the danger on show
                             C#7
Now he'll end up like Joseph bloody in the hole
F#m                 E6                    
 And it's just like she's in another world
F#m/D                   C#m7  Cm7 Bm7
 And how they suit each other, oh no
                  C#7
But you never get close
(It's unstoppable)

F#m   Fm x3   F#m
Am
F#m*   C#m x2   E7

F#m                       E6
 And it's just like we're all in another world
F#m/D                 C#m7  Cm7 Bm7
 And how we suit each other, oh no
                  C#7
But you never get close
                    Am
That's close enough now...