G Bm Em Em7 Em I read the news today oh boy C Em Am Cmaj7 Cadd9 Cmaj7 About a lucky man who made the grade G Bm Em And though the news was rather sad C F Em Well I just had to laugh C F Em Cmaj7... I saw the photograph He blew his mind out in a car / He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared / They'd seen his face before Em C.... Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords I saw a film today oh boy / The English Army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away / But I just had to look Having read the book.... C Bm Em I'd love to turn.... you.... on.... (stays on Em for awhile then goes to E-major) E D Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head E B Found my way downstairs and drank a cup E B And looking up, I noticed I was late E D Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat E B Found my way upstairs and had a smoke E B And somebody spoke and I went into a dream C G D A E C G D A E Ahhh.... D C D G I heard the news today oh boy / Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the holes were rather small / They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall I'd love to turn... you... on...